![]() ME, WATCHING GAME OF THRONES SEASON 1: wtf is up with all the incest ![]() Jon Snow may not be tall, but he doesn’t skip squats or deadlifts. Totals: One flashback secret wedding kiss one instance of long-awaited incest, featuring a glimpse of boob and one butt. Turns out the guy who can see all of history is a pretty effective witness! “All I said was I liked pineapple on pizza.” Sex Notes: RIP Lord Baelish AKA Littlefinger. Totals: One extremely bloody fistfight featuring four ineffective kicks to the groin (+1 bonus point despite no fatality) one graphic throat slice 12 bodies shown falling to their deaths as the easternmost section of the Wall collapsed. (Scoring is typically one point per killing or instance of nudity, though the reviewer reserves the right to award bonus points for style.) Violence “It is I, your dickless leader!” Episode 7.07, “The Dragon and the Wolf” FINAL SCORE: Violence 14, Sex 2 Please respect these boundaries should you choose to participate in the comments section. Martin's books (as well as the occasional fan theory), but the column will usually only discuss events that have happened on HBO's televised version. This Game of Thrones discussion is written by someone who has read George R.R. ![]()
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